list your most moronic thing you've seen done to a car

:rofl: - this is great! The area I live in is a bit on the "artsy-fartsy" side - I've seen a purple and pink house, and one with polka-dots on it too!! But cars.. there have been a few stunners, but the one that really stands out is the little poo-box baby blue Kia with a white plastic trash can cut in half and mounted on the hood like a hood scoop and 3 (yes 3!) "sport" wings, each one different than the next, stacked up on the trunk!! That stupid car was around for 3 or 4 years. :BangHead::BangHead:

I have a buddy who worked at a garage years ago - - a car drives up and the guy driving says he needs help - he thinks he has cracked a wheel. So my buddy checks it out and......


...the plastic simulated wheel cover has a good sized crack from about the center to the edge... (..can you guess what I am about to tell you???) Seems the guy wanted to rotate his own tires and rather than pay someone to do such a simple thing... he was darn well going to do it himself. So he got the front of the car jacked up and figured out which socket he needed.. aaaand.. he put the socket onto the simulated lug on the simulated wheel and twisted... that poor old professor was terrified that his wheel was going to fall off on the way to the garage!
..........ya just can't make this **** up! :steering: