list your most moronic thing you've seen done to a car

In the early '90s at the Mopar Nationals a '70 or '71 Challenger with custom paint job and dual Thermoquads, BOLTED to the outside of the hood! Looked wonderful with the hood up, and the TQs were badly corroded from exposure. I pray that someone saved that car from its owner!

Ha, I thought there would only be one guy dumb enough to do that. Back in the early seventies a kid in my town talked his mom into buying him a Duster. She didn't want him "hot rodding" so she bought him one with a 225 and 3 spd. He bolted two rochester carbs to the top of the hood and mounted a Weiand scoop on those. Of course he also jacked up the back to put some L60-14s on it, applied various racing stickers to it and hung a single cherry bomb on the exhaust pipe right below the door. He wrecked it within the year.