list your most moronic thing you've seen done to a car

A monochrome white Hyundai Pony with full ground effects package, hood scoop, wing and those cheap plastic Canadian Tire wheel covers. This was on the 401 and I almost killed myself laughing at 125KPH.

A 4 cylinder 88 Mustang LX festooned with 5.0 badges with a fake second exhaust end.

Another Mustang LX coupe with a whale tail wing on the deck lid, huge fibreglass fender flares with wide tires. Oh, and it was metallic pink.