list your most moronic thing you've seen done to a car

1987 mercury cougar in baby blue with white landau top- bone stock with skinny white wall tires and cheap wal-mart chrome plastic wheel covers, plus those awful white plastic dual blade windshield wipers...

...had white vinyl covering over the headlights with random circles cut out, and the same vinyl covering the top and bottom thirds of the windshield with "Extreme CustomZ" cut out of it.