list your most moronic thing you've seen done to a car

While I was working at a resort in Orlando circa 1993- one of the uniform service guys overheard me and another employee talking about cars.

he pipes up "you know I customize cars , too"

so we proceed out to the parking lot where he proudly directs us to his 1985 5th Ave.

it's almost bone stock except- there's a CD hanging from the inside rear view mirror, but no CD player in the car, and...

...there's a pair of cheap parts store opera lights drywall screwed to the C pillars, right through the vinyl, each with one screw that didn't penetrate the metal and is causing the light fixture to sit crooked and higher on one side with a big gap of daylight underneath, and each one has the wires for the light hanging out on the outside.

He's standing there beaming with pride and telling us how much work it was to do "everything".

The other employee and I were so struck and speechless about it that we just continued our conversation and never even acknowledged the car or anything said about it.