Intro to a port job

I've never heard anyone's distaste for Heineken before, it's just a beer on sale and I like lighter beers most of the time. Carlsberg is another one I like, pacifico is good, bohemia is my favorite south of the border beer. I can't stand the ipa craze too much, I'll take a heffiweisen, drank too much smoked stone porter.... I remember watching half of the crowd vomiting from it at their stone brewery day. Idk, bud was a regular...but it's too sweet, full of formaldehyde and I always get a headache from it about 5 beers in...
I think he is saying except Heineken because it is German. I'm sorry I brought the beer thing up.
I want to see some head porting!