LOL, yeah.
I was in a buffet a few years ago and this huge fat guy comes walking in with a 2x4 about 3 foot in length in his hand. He walks to a table and leaves his stick, and goes to get some food.
He returns with two plates heaped to capacity. Sits down, lifts his belly up and placed the 2x4 across his thighs to rest his belly on.
No joke!
