Look everybody I even got him beat in the ugly dog contest! And you're still voting for him? I would make him write me a check if I voted for him! Look at my evidence...
Wait a minute the Dismal story that comes along with the dog. It's a second chance rescue dog from California that now a year-and-a-half ago had been diagnosed with diabetes and we've been giving it an insulin shot twice a day with its food. It's blind as a bat as of the last year-and-a-half too. I keep telling everybody it's going to outlive the rest of its pack on mut power alone!