Went for a cruise today. Now I need an rear bumper!

I had my duster for 1 day before some *** hat hit it. Picked up my buddy and went to lunch. Came outside and he's like was this dent here when you bought? What? No! Some knucklehead dented the rear quarter. It's small, but still! Then in my other cars, I've been rear ended twice, both times while sitting at a red light. Not coming to a stop, but stopped! Then I was sitting at a stop sign and the car in front of me decided to back up and front-ended (i guess that's what you'd call it) my jag. All three cases involved a woman driving.... Just saying.