The wife said

The wife said, "Here's $20. Get the dog a warm jacket, and if there's any money leftover, get yourself a beer".




I can imagine what it was.:D
Saw a guy in the grocery store check out line awhile back with a 30 pack of beer and a box of diapers and when the cashier told him the total I guess he didn't have enough, so he left the diapers.:D