How big of a jerk am I? Or are you?

Its your car. Only you can lean on it and pile crap on it.
But in this situation, you will be ignored.
Move the car. Problem solved.

Unfortunately the engine is out for a cam upgrade right now. I would have moved it otherwise.
And is this Gorsky guy for real? Maybe I should invite him over this weekend? He could sit on my new patio furniture while I stack **** on his car! Sound good?