How big of a jerk am I? Or are you?

Should have moved the damn thing then.

Nope. No reason for anyone to go to extraordinary measures to make up for the shortcomings of others.

And technically his answer was no. Unless they could abide by the rules he set forth. They agreed, with the sole purpose of getting on the property. Then they ignored him.

When I tell someone to leave my stuff alone, I mean it. When they ignore me, it almost always costs me. Mostly in the wallet.