How big of a jerk am I? Or are you?

My daily driver is a red '96 Dodge Dakota 3.9L 5 speed (purchased new/special order by father). I have replaced both doors with wrecking yard purchases due to hinge weld failures. Since neither door matches the body (don't match one another either), it's easy to pick my vehicle out in the parking lot. Now with 285,000 miles on it, I don't have to worry about a first scratch, someone leaning on the fender, or setting something down on the hood. It's really a pleasure to drive.