Please Explain Lane Splitting

I don't like lane splitting and believe it should be completely illegal.

What happens if I'm legally going along, and you the super duper unbelievably talented and skilled two wheel splitter comes along just as I need to "wiggle" a little bit because there's something in the road, whether a possible tire getter, or something that just LOOKS like I should not hit it. My lane (should be) my lane. When I'm in that lane, everybody else should stay TF out!!

I whole heartedly agree w/ the above post. Most roads around here aren`t even wide enough for 2 newer p/ups to pas each other comfortably.