list your most moronic thing you've seen done to a car

Few weeks ago, I saw a van with the front bumper missing, exposing the radiator. Zip tied to the front of the van with a hose coming out of it was a gatorade bottle. I assume it was acting as a sort of overflow bottle most likely, maybe washer fluid reservoir who knows. Now, that's not really all that wild. What makes it so amusing is what is written on the side of this business work van. I don't recall the exact logo, but it was something like "performance machining & mechanical fabrication". I later ran into the same van a day later at the shop doing my exhaust work. And no, thankfully they weren't the ones doing my exhaust, lol.