Read something in Mopar Muscle Magazine that made NO sense

AJ/FormS said
A clutch-flite; a long time ago,I wanted one really bad. Lemmee think;oh yeah, that was in the 70s, I think.I was a kid and thought it would be great on the street. Now I just want a 5 or a 6-speed.

Same here, sounded like the greatest thing since sliced bread , at the time !