"Nova" has finally joined the far left fringe retardville preposterosness

The cat can’t comprehend the printer and believes it is a monster that randomly awakens and growls while flashing it’s one green eye and sticking out it’s square white tongue. No amount of explaination can ever convince the cat otherwise. It is convicted in its belief.

Yet even the cat has no interest in trying to convince anyone else of what it believes. It just does.

That's pretty damn elegant. Can I use it?