UCA bolts stuck rant

I often wonder what the non rust belt mechanics do while we spend all the extra hours fighting with rusty seized bolts. Drink beer? Watch tv?
We surf the internet here on abodiesonly, looking at you guys in rust bucket states, trying to take cars apart without a "flame wrench" (torch).
At times you guys really need to buy, beg, borrow, rent, steal, a torch from someone to get a job like that done.

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