Funny Nun Joke
Two nuns went grocery shopping, but they dilly-dallied and before they knew it, the sun was setting on the horizon.
On the walk home, Sister Innocent said: "My, we are still a long way from the convent, and it's almost dark."
Sister Smart *** replied, "No kidding, and there is some kind of creep following us now."
"I wonder what he wants?" (Sister Innocent)
"Obviously, he wants to bury his ... in one of us," (Sister Smart ***)
'What should we do?" (Sister Innocent)
"Let's split up. You go that way, and I'll go this way." (Sister Smart ***)
The guy followed Sister Innocent while Sister Smart *** arrived at the convent, safe and sound, but worried as hell for the well-being of Sister Innocent.
An hour later, Sister Innocent showed up at the convent.
"What happened?" (Sister Smart ***)
"Well, what do you think happened? I took off running, and the man ran after me." (Sister Innocent)
"Then what happened?" (Sister Smart ***)
"Obviously, he caught up to me." (Sister Innocent)
"Good Heavens! What did you do next?" (Sister Smart ***)
"Obviously, I lifted up my habit." (Sister Innocent)
"Sister! What did he do?" (Sister Smart ***)
"Obviously, he dropped his drawers." (Sister Innocent)
"Then what?" (Sister Smart ***)
"Isn't it obvious? A nun running with her habit up above her shoes runs faster than a man running with his pants wrapped around his ankles." (Sister Innocent)
Two nuns went grocery shopping, but they dilly-dallied and before they knew it, the sun was setting on the horizon.
On the walk home, Sister Innocent said: "My, we are still a long way from the convent, and it's almost dark."
Sister Smart *** replied, "No kidding, and there is some kind of creep following us now."
"I wonder what he wants?" (Sister Innocent)
"Obviously, he wants to bury his ... in one of us," (Sister Smart ***)
'What should we do?" (Sister Innocent)
"Let's split up. You go that way, and I'll go this way." (Sister Smart ***)
The guy followed Sister Innocent while Sister Smart *** arrived at the convent, safe and sound, but worried as hell for the well-being of Sister Innocent.
An hour later, Sister Innocent showed up at the convent.
"What happened?" (Sister Smart ***)
"Well, what do you think happened? I took off running, and the man ran after me." (Sister Innocent)
"Then what happened?" (Sister Smart ***)
"Obviously, he caught up to me." (Sister Innocent)
"Good Heavens! What did you do next?" (Sister Smart ***)
"Obviously, I lifted up my habit." (Sister Innocent)
"Sister! What did he do?" (Sister Smart ***)
"Obviously, he dropped his drawers." (Sister Innocent)
"Then what?" (Sister Smart ***)
"Isn't it obvious? A nun running with her habit up above her shoes runs faster than a man running with his pants wrapped around his ankles." (Sister Innocent)
