Funny Nun Joke

A man breaks into the bottom floor of a 10 story convent. It's late at night so all the Nuns are asleep. He goes to first bedroom that he sees and rushes in to find a young Nun still asleep. He jumps in bed and begins to rape her repeatedly. The Nun screams over and over as loudly as possible,"Mother Superior!! Mother Superior!!". The Mother Superior, who lives on the top floor, eventually hears the screams from down stairs and wakes up. Once the Mother Superior realized that one of her Nuns was in trouble she starts down the stairs. The Mother Superior went down the 10 flights of stairs as fast as she could but by the time she got to the first floor the man had already left the convent.

The Mother Superior asks the young Nun what had happened? The young Nun, pulling her night gown around her body, explains that a burglar broke into her room and raped her repeatedly. The Nun stated that the man wouldn't stop no matter how much screamed, he raped her over and over and over. The Mother Superior was stunned!! Then the Mother Superior said, " Get up out of bed immediately and follow me!!" The young Nun, thinking that she would be punished, followed the Mother Superior straight to the kitchen. Then the Mother Superior opened the refrigerator and pulled out a Lemon. She grabbed a knife and cut the Lemon in half and handed it to the Nun and said, "Quickly...stuck on this as hard as you can!!!"
The young Nun, still stunned by the ordeal says, "But why Mother Superior....will the Lemon juice keep me from getting pregnant???"

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The Mother Superior says, "Hell NO!!...but it will take that silly grin off your face!!!":rofl: