273 short block repair

I have had this type of question many times. Replace everything but the gas cap. Unless itmakes a whoosh,then replace it too.
Yea, Nephews, Cousins, Sisters, friends, etc, etc...........and not one of the funny sounds they made over the phone sounded anything like the actual sound when I finally went over to see the car for myself!!!!
Busie, busie, dacka daca, whiring noise, RRrrrr, murrr, clickity click (starter), tick tick tink, zeeerrrr, whomp whomp, zingy zingy, Shsssss, EEEEeee, tingy tingy tingy,....did I leave anything out???