Cool way to stack my firewood

damn dude , he's a grown *** man , what are you the firewood police?
go measure a rim or something
The rules in California are quite different when it come to fire defense. Up till last year most people in developed areas didn't worry about wild fires but in one year alone we had a couple of the most destructive fires ever, Santa Rosa 7500 homes destroyed, Ventura close to a 1000, these are not in the wooded hills.

There are things we do in home construction that others may not realize are for fire protection like boxed and stuccoed eaves. It is recomended not having debris piles near structures, having your firewood against your structure is not a wise idea, 10-20 feet away would be ideal. Defensible-Space is your friend.

Embers can float a good distance.

Alan