Gopher killing...

Beer + pellet rifle.

Get the cheap beer you don't want to waste the good stuff on a gopher.
What you do is fill a bowl with the beer. When the gopher drinks enough and gets drunk.
When it staggers off to take a leak that's when you get him with the pellet rifle. He'll never know what happened. But he'll die happy![/QUOTE]
lol , LITERALLY !