Funeral plans

I spent my entire life on a cheap mattress trying to get a good night sleep. not really thinking of spending $999 on a casket that will be of no use. Gonna spend my money on My old car to make it go faster, just put me behind the the wheel dig a hole and stuff the old car and me straight down and bury us both. Play the old song at my funeral on a high way to hell and I will be there in no time.