Summer Race Announcement...This Will Happen

Who will win this race???

  • jpar with his home built wonder 408 stroker

    Votes: 15 16.9%

  • yellow rose with his check book built little 340

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • the spectators who come to watch

    Votes: 8 9.0%

  • there will be no race as jpar and YR are as full of poop as a Christmas goose.

    Votes: 56 62.9%
  • Total voters
    89
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stroked340 said:
Man,its half way through July might as well wait to early fall when the air is much cooler..still say the 340 will kick the "backyard" strokers ***:thumbsup::thumbsup:..
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Well maybe, but don't you have a stroker too. What makes your stroker soo much better. save it ! lmao
I bet ya didn't know I have a taxi cab 383 that would hand your stroker yours. lol
like I said before , ya couldn't make it past the truck. too bad you're on the other side of the country.
maybe some day I will see ya at Mopars at the strip in Vegas.
 
fishmens67 said:
Well maybe, but don't you have a stroker too. What makes your stroker soo much better. save it ! lmao
I bet ya didn't know I have a taxi cab 383 that would hand your stroker yours. lol
like I said before , ya couldn't make it past the truck. too bad you're on the other side of the country.
maybe some day I will see ya at Mopars at the strip in Vegas.
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I have a STOCK stroke 360..NOT a stroker,and the fact that I'm on the other side of the country is the only reason your talking trash..383:rofl::rofl::rofl:..lmfao,could pull 2 plugs run on 6 cylinders and still hand you your ***:rofl::rofl::rofl:..383.isn't that the "boat anchor" of the big blocks:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
To make it fair stroked, we will pull the wheelie bars off the truck, that will give you a head start while I'm gathering the truck up. Still you have no chance ! Now, let's take my street car with the BOAT ANCHOR 383 , I will set it up for the strip just for you. gear change and slicks is all that is needed . see you at Vegas
 
Sorry,no need to trailer my car over 2000 miles just to prove who's quicker..plenty of slowass "boat anchor" 383's around here..
 
stroked340 said:
Sorry,no need to trailer my car over 2000 miles just to prove who's quicker..plenty of slowass "boat anchor" 383's around here..
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This I can agree with, there is always many cars that are quicker, but as men, we like to think we are quickest. lol
 
oldkimmer said:
So many ppl talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk. Kim
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As we all think this would be a given still there's people voting for people with no Time Slips with no evidence of ever being at the track within the last 12 years or more? God bless the internet....
 
I'm thinking the only evidence YR needs is when he shows up to the track. I hope he does, it should be fun for both you guys.
 
If one was to check this forum they could see pictures of my Pistons my rings my rods my crank all of it being spin balance at the Machine Shop my block being shot peened my head's together and apart you can find pictures of my entire 4-speed splattered all over my workbench and every last piece and I'll put back together you can find the same thing for my Dana 60 and for the previous 8 and 3/4 and 8 and 1/4 LOL you can find every last nut and bolt for my suspension my interior and my wiring here in the pages of for a bodies only. I can't tell you how many times slips I posted? I know I have a stack so deep I'm going to have to get a second box for them.
As far as someone else making a race announcement for myself and yellow rose from the East Coast LOL that's a big joke all in its own. Yellow rose and I are definitely the type to walk down and have our way with all the Sheep not run down to get one. I for one will likely not have my car at the Mopar Nationals this year as right now I still haven't been able to get that damn timing cover on. I had a RTV Right Stuff disaster yesterday and I've had to work the last few days and I still have to work tomorrow. I don't see myself breaking this cam in and getting the new radiator all retro fit in and all that before next Sunday. This is my hobby and I like to work on the car, so I'm doing stuff like changing cams and changing water pumps and different kinds of things when I feel like it. It'll be ready to go for drag racing here within the next month or so. Long before yellow rose probably find his scatter Shield certified scattershield that is I question who's certified....
 
j par said:
If one was to check this forum they could see pictures of my Pistons my rings my rods my crank all of it being spin balance at the Machine Shop my block being shot peened my head's together and apart you can find pictures of my entire 4-speed splattered all over my workbench and every last piece and I'll put back together you can find the same thing for my Dana 60 and for the previous 8 and 3/4 and 8 and 1/4 LOL you can find every last nut and bolt for my suspension my interior and my wiring here in the pages of for a bodies only. I can't tell you how many times slips I posted? I know I have a stack so deep I'm going to have to get a second box for them.
As far as someone else making a race announcement for myself and yellow rose from the East Coast LOL that's a big joke all in its own. Yellow rose and I are definitely the type to walk down and have our way with all the Sheep not run down to get one. I for one will likely not have my car at the Mopar Nationals this year as right now I still haven't been able to get that damn timing cover on. I had a RTV Right Stuff disaster yesterday and I've had to work the last few days and I still have to work tomorrow. I don't see myself breaking this cam in and getting the new radiator all retro fit in and all that before next Sunday. This is my hobby and I like to work on the car, so I'm doing stuff like changing cams and changing water pumps and different kinds of things when I feel like it. It'll be ready to go for drag racing here within the next month or so. Long before yellow rose probably find his scatter Shield certified scattershield that is I question who's certified....
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Do you goof balls and numb nuts want me to take pictures of my transmission on the floor? And then take pictures of the can going back on? How boring can that be? I've done it so many times it's almost incalculable.

I guess I could pull my side cover off so you can see what I do to a gear box. Again...BORING.

The only way pictures of other then the can is going to happen is if Bigga shags his happy *** 4 hours up here and takes them. And Bigga didn't get his name from being highly motivated and agile. So the chances of pictures other than the can is pretty slim. You all could PM Bigga and see if you can motivate him. Usually take a super tanker big gulp and a family size bag of Doritos.

If Monday, Lakewood can't find my can, I expect them to pull one off the shelf, window it and send that pig out. They called me July 3rd and said it was on UPS. My card was billed July 5th. They have no idea where it is. I tracked it from UPS Union Gap to Iowa and it took 5 days with like 9 stops. How you can lose a scatter shield I have no idea. Ain't real happy but at this point, I'm on hold for those ding bats.
 
And for a real kick in the Jimmy I just tracked a package I sent to a FABO member in Georgia. I shipped it Monday. The damn thing is there, on the truck ready to be delivered Monday. Yet my stuff is in some form of alter universe.

Or, it's sitting somewhere in Iowa.
 
Last time I had a can recerted Lakewood had me send it to a shop that handles all the certifications for them. Maybe that has something to do with the poor service.
 
j par said:
If one was to check this forum they could see pictures of my Pistons my rings my rods my crank all of it being spin balance at the Machine Shop my block being shot peened my head's together and apart you can find pictures of my entire 4-speed splattered all over my workbench and every last piece and I'll put back together you can find the same thing for my Dana 60 and for the previous 8 and 3/4 and 8 and 1/4 LOL you can find every last nut and bolt for my suspension my interior and my wiring here in the pages of for a bodies only. I can't tell you how many times slips I posted? I know I have a stack so deep I'm going to have to get a second box for them.
As far as someone else making a race announcement for myself and yellow rose from the East Coast LOL that's a big joke all in its own. Yellow rose and I are definitely the type to walk down and have our way with all the Sheep not run down to get one. I for one will likely not have my car at the Mopar Nationals this year as right now I still haven't been able to get that damn timing cover on. I had a RTV Right Stuff disaster yesterday and I've had to work the last few days and I still have to work tomorrow. I don't see myself breaking this cam in and getting the new radiator all retro fit in and all that before next Sunday. This is my hobby and I like to work on the car, so I'm doing stuff like changing cams and changing water pumps and different kinds of things when I feel like it. It'll be ready to go for drag racing here within the next month or so. Long before yellow rose probably find his scatter Shield certified scattershield that is I question who's certified....
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So all this posturing and gesturing, showing pictures of your car apart in pieces means, WHAT?? Who gives a **** about the silly **** you do, it ain't racing YR so, sorry to pop your bubble; it don't mean nothin'!!! NOTHING!!

You don't see yourself breaking in a cam and we don't expect to see you race YR.............. I knew that new cam would be an excuse for you not to be ready
 
LMAO! Every time you post this is the picture in my mind--
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Somebody get me a flyswatter!
How many times in how many ways are we going to explain to YOU that we are going to dance to our tune, NOT yours.
JBurch said:
So all this posturing and gesturing, showing pictures of your car apart in pieces means, WHAT?? Who gives a **** about the silly **** you do, it ain't racing YR so, sorry to pop your bubble; it don't mean nothin'!!! NOTHING!!

You don't see yourself breaking in a cam and we don't expect to see you race YR.............. I knew that new cam would be an excuse for you not to be ready
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Bad Sport said:
Perhaps the Children of the Corn got it! :D
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I'm convinced on track still doesn't know where my house is. You would think after a few deliveries the drivers would start figuring out the odd numbers are on one side the even numbers are on the other? Even on their second attempt they left it across the street from me?
Edit: both our homes have highly visible contrasting numbers.
 
j par said:
LMAO! Every time you post this is the picture in my mind--
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Somebody get me a flyswatter!
How many times in how many ways are we going to explain to YOU that we are going to dance to our tune, NOT yours.
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Are you a dolt or some kind of special stupid..........I've said several times, I'd be glad to send you a fly swatter, got a real nice one picked out, be happy to send it to you as a gift, just don't know where to send it......

Thing is Cyrano De Bergerac, I'm not not asking you to dance; thou who would lead, you or YR...........I want to see a race, others who have been following this clown circus want to see a race, you challenged 18 months ago or there about's........in the mean time you've put forth a great deal of effort to keep the spot light upon yourself, yet, you can not give us a date, a place, a set of rules of engagement, that means 1 and done, best 2 out of 3, heads up start, bracket start, you know that kind of thing ) NOTHING!! You've had 18 months yet you have put forth no measurable amount of effort to ACTUALLY get this race done..........you can't give me or any one else at this very moment a date, a place and until you can do that you've done NOTHING!!!
 
I don't know, but by the sounds of it, some of you have side bets or some sort of skin in the game. lol
Me, I will wait, because I think when it does happen, a real life long friendship will develop.
I think jpar is just what YR needs to keep him in line. lol
 
and on a side note, I know East coasters tend to be on edge, but out west here we are pretty kick back.
 
stroked340 said:
UPS sucks............go FED-EX:usflag::usflag::usflag:
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Race! Race! Race!
JBurch said:
Are you a dolt or some kind of special stupid..........I've said several times, I'd be glad to send you a fly swatter, got a real nice one picked out, be happy to send it to you as a gift, just don't know where to send it......

Thing is Cyrano De Bergerac, I'm not not asking you to dance; thou who would lead, you or YR...........I want to see a race, others who have been following this clown circus want to see a race, you challenged 18 months ago or there about's........in the mean time you've put forth a great deal of effort to keep the spot light upon yourself, yet, you can not give us a date, a place, a set of rules of engagement, that means 1 and done, best 2 out of 3, heads up start, bracket start, you know that kind of thing ) NOTHING!! You've had 18 months yet you have put forth no measurable amount of effort to ACTUALLY get this race done..........you can't give me or any one else at this very moment a date, a place and until you can do that you've done NOTHING!!!
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