Colonoscopy

When I had to go for a barium enema the nurse that was getting me ready asked me if I had ever had it done before. I said no and she asked if I had talked to anyone that had and I said no so she said oh no. I should have taken that as a clue to run but I didn't. Then a good looking female Dr in her 40's came in with 10-12 young student nurses behind her and there I was butt naked bowed up on the table. When she rammed that up my butt and blew me up to where I thought I would explode it took my breath. When I finally caught my breath I said "well this confirms one thing" the Dr stopped and said what is that? I said there is not a remote possibility that I will ever turn gay and she went to laughing and said that I sounded like her husband. Those girls almost got down on the floor.