Rare 1962 1/2 Desoto for sale

No freakin' way I'm fallin' for this. I KNOW it's a scam because my ex step sister-in-law's uncle lives right across the road. He's in the double-wide with the goats tied to the truck rims out in the front yard right next to the Chevelle on blocks. He told me he's seen that car when they peeked in the barn while they was huntin' snipe last fall and it worth a nickel over $20 Course he might be lyin' to keep it for himself or he mighta been drunk too...... who knows?
Have to confirm that with Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom