Young love...

:steering:
Well practically, every Friday the kids show up at 7:30AM, and their Mom goes to work. At 5:30 she is back, And the take over the house.... and the master bedroom..... which has MY bed in it, until Sunday afternoon to evening. And I get to sleep in the spare bedroom. What a flippin Zoo.
There are kids toys in the dining room all four walls. And in the living room. And the bathroom,the back hall, the front hall, and I can hardly get across the deck. There is FOOD everywhere. and sippy-cups. And a trash can full of diapers. The yelling and screaming only stops when they get I-pad time. They don't take naps anymore. And my den has no lock on the door. My wife is 61, and cannot cope with these hellions by herself, so my patience is running on the edge of KABLAM!!. Three days a week, 52 weeks a year, and the wife is upset that nothing gets done around here.

Are you feelin MY pain?:steering::mad:
I had a work mate that didnt miss a day of work in 20 years. We asked how he did it. His response, "My wife runs a day care out of the house, I gotta get the hell out of there no matter what I feel like!"