Is anyone else "touchy" about their Mopar? (long rant...)

Trailer queens.
Car shows.

:D
Well, let's make the distinction between "car shows" and "cruise nights." This particular weekly cruise night is casual, relaxed and pretty permissive as to what they let in...sometimes that's good (lots of 50% finished projects and well worn survivors), sometimes that misses the point (looking at you, mister 100% stock 2014 Ford F150 :D ) 99.5% of the cars that show up are enthusiast machines anyway so it works out. In any case, very few real trailer queens show up. It's rare for there to be a vehicle in the show that someone didn't actually drive there.