Kids say the darndest things!

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My wife was visiting the grandchildren this afternoon. She was driving my 84 short box 4X4. It has a lift kit and Treytan, my grandson, calls it a monster truck. He wanted to go sit in it so out they went. He noticed the tool box in the back and asked Gramma what was in it. She said probably some booster cables and some tools in case Mopa breaks down. Treytan let out a phht / ha! Gramma asked what was so funny. He replied, "Mopa doesn't break down."

That's hilarious, he is just 3 years and a couple months. He has picked up on the car thing though. And he knows his Grampa all too well! :)
 
That is awesome. I taught my oldest boy, just turned 8, Mopar or no car, and just to mess with his grandpa on his mom's side Chevy is slow lol. Keep up the great teaching
 
Walked into my garage with my 3 year old about a month ago and he said:”Man, there’s a lot of crap in here!” Yes, son, there is.
 
When my oldest was 4 he was outside when some buddies and me were setting the 372 in my 68. Someone asked me what was in the motor and I replied "its just a stocker". My 4 year old pipes up "its not stock daddy!" Funny time that still comes up in conversation.
 
I had a small conversation with my 3 year old grand-daughter yesterday.
She said she wanted gold fish crackers in a yellow bowl...
Ok
Got the the yellow bowl, put the crackers in it and asked her what color the gold fish crackers were.
She replied yellow.
I said no they are called gold fish crackers because they are gold.
They are not called yellow-fish crackers, she started to argue with me, I looked over at my wife, she had tears coming down her cheeks, laughing.
 
I argue with my 7 year old grand daughter that a unicorn is a horse with a cob of corn on its head if it has a horn it should be called a unihorn we can go on for an hour like this with her getting more and more frustrated with the wife and my daughter laughing their heads off
 
When our eight year old son caught my wife and I in a somewhat compromising situation he blurted out, "That's illegal in the state of Illinois!"
 
When Ian was young, the dog was pestering him, and he said “I think she’s hungry”. When I told him she just ate a couple hours ago he said “yea, but that’s a long time in dog years”!
 
cosgig said:
When Ian was young, the dog was pestering him, and he said “I think she’s hungry”. When I told him she just ate a couple hours ago he said “yea, but that’s a long time in dog years”!
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I should change my like to agreed!
 
cosgig said:
When Ian was young, the dog was pestering him, and he said “I think she’s hungry”. When I told him she just ate a couple hours ago he said “yea, but that’s a long time in dog years”!
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