I have to buy a boring car.

Hey! There’s always the Plymouth Cricket!
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

The 1971 Hemis share one thing with some of the '71 Cricket engines - dual carburetors - http://www.hamtramck-historical.com/images/TSBs/1972/14-16-72C.jpg

To the OP, take a look at Subaru also, especially if you will be driving in the winter. Great little cars.