What's not to love about a wife like this?

My mileage varies greatly from yours. I am so glad I don't have a woman around anymore, telling me what to do, and making her shallow, materialistic demands of me. I have never been as happy as I am now that I am single again.

Ever notice how married guys are always telling you how happy they are? Why do they feel the need to keep telling everyone? Maybe they need to keep telling themselves, and others, that they're happy because they're really NOT so happy? That's what it sounds like to me.

Let the flaming begin! After all, that's what married guys always do when a single guy says he's happy not being married.