WTH is Scotty Kilmer's problem, anyway?

I wont buy a new car period from anyone. Give it 5 years, and knock 50% off the list price. Friend has a Ford Fusion, and another has a Subaru...uh one up from the base model SUV. Both are like space ships inside with all the TV screens. Imagine how long those LCD screens will last. Surely not 53 years like the guages on my '65. Only reason I got my SC400 (with its unserviceable ball joints) is it was my Dads, and the Mommy van is a 2012 Dodge, great so far aside from the crazy electronic transmission that just seems to always be shifting. Shifts way too early for me but its pretty smooth. Dealer had to 'service' 2 washers in the axles to cure a clunk on shifting, only cost $90...Jeez, did they only tighten the castle nuts?