Snowmobiling blues...

Well if you know me I got to start with my funniest one first!
so fortunately for anybody who's my best friend because they get hookiebobb and talked into buying snowmobiles also.
Fast forward to my best friend Steve and his snowmobile LOL
So I blaze up this big hill and show him how it's done. LOL he blazed up the big hill and gets to the top and gets stuck trying to turn around. I go up there and get him unstuck and get him going down the hill. He gets stuck on a small little two and a half inch limb sticking out going downhill? So I go down and I throw in my pocket saw and tell him to get down below the snow and cut it off. He does so and the snowmobile is still wedge but wedged going downhill. I tell him get up on there and ride it off and keep going. For some reason he feels he has to get it unstuck and pull it out? mind you he standing in front of it and the 600-pound Machine is aim downhill at him and he's up to his knees at least in snow? He's pulling and pulling at that ski with that sled aimed downhill at him LOL and I'm saying no no! Ride it out!
Well with a lot of effort he finally got it to break loose LOL and and yes as you can only imagine with him standing in front of it past his knees and snow once it broke loose he couldn't get out from in front of it! LOL have you ever seen Tim Conway do dwarf on golf where he's sunk to the floor to his knees and he falls backwards LOL? His snowmobile ran him over! He pops back out with a print of his body and the compressed snowmobile trac tracks dropping off the front of him LOL he shaking his head looking around like what happened! I swear to goodness only time I think I laughed as much as when I seen the video of that lady in the mall on her cell phone walking into the fountain.