Valvoline easy-pour

Changing the oil in my girlfriends car, she bought the new valvoline easy pour jug.
It has a pull tab to break the seal and when I popped it it sprayed a bunch of oil droplets in my face and eyes!! some-beach! %$#*
Same happened to me, thankfully my glasses caught it, had to go wash em with dawn.
I do like the spout and the nice cap though.
BUT with the modern american tradition, maybe we can start a class action lawsuit? LOL