People you wish would dissapear from your TV screen forever

And yet it still manages to appear randomly on the tube from time to time.. I just want it to go away..

I've always said my own personal hell would be to spend eternity driving a convertible Hemi Challenger, boxed in by white minivans doing 18 mph and have Simmons and Scott Hamilton in the car talking to me...
Would you prefer being in a Chevy Van with Simmons and Scott?????