Mega-Millions is now a Billion!

If i won it, i would take the buy out for sure.
Then i would change my name to Hung Too Low or something funny like that just to hear the news reports on the radio and see it in the newspapers or hear it on T.V.
I would buy a whole tank of premium gas now that i could afford it.
Then i would build a halfway house for women who won't go all of the way.
I wouldn't quit my job, i have one more year to go to be eligible for early retirement, so i would stick it out so i don't lose the 35 grand that would be coming to me.
I would be phoning in sick a lot though............
And that's about it.