Mopar Dufuses in the 80s

If we are talking the "Joe Dirt" type of Mopar car modifications, lets include some of the things we STILL see to this day:
*BLACK engine bays in cars that are NOT painted black. Come on, people....this looks like **** and makes people think that you took cheap *** shortcuts elsewhere. Rare exceptions include Factory prototypes, Drag Race cars, dedicated road course cars and people that are retarded.
*Traction bars on any rear wheel drive Mopar.
*Tires that stick out wider than the body of the car.
*Hood scoops taller than the roof of the car.
*Thick shag carpeting.
*Diamond tuck seat and door panel upholstery.
*Underbody components painted any color other than black or gray.
*"Keep on truckin" mud flaps.
*All brightwork trim painted flat black.