Mega-Millions is now a Billion!

at age 65, I am still a lottery virgin, and unless God himself tells me to go buy a ticket; I will remain so.

me too, well sorta. I havent ever bought any myself. I do chip in the office pool when it comes around for a couple reasons

1) those SOB's will win without me and then I'd be the last left at work cleaning up their mess
2) now its guaranteed they wont win ;-) They can fix their own mess.