Coil Over vs Torsion Bar

For me, I'll do anything to lose weight in my car, except lose weight myself.

What weight I gotta have, I want it low and the middle. So, torsion bars!

I like the modularity in the coil over stuff, but I guess I just feel like if I have to replace that much of the car, then I got the wrong car. That's just me. Of course, if I could get a vanity plate that says DED STK, I probably would.

Ymmv. Not valid in California.