What is the next guy gonna say?

After many a discussions with my brother I have finally found out the truth to why I found corn stalk crap wedged into areas I didn't know existed until the panels started coming off. Guess when your 18 in the 80's, high, and jumping railroad tracts one tends to bounce off the road and into a corn field. Explains other things to. So now I don't ask wtf happened here. I don't want to know.