Push Start a Torqueflite For Me

I did read it. Your scenario is the same. The starter is either inop, OR cannot turn the engine fast enough or long enough. Same scenario. And I don't give a **** about your opinion about me being "tech editor". It is a position I neither applied for or asked for. Sparkle pony, you might say.
As a Tech Editor, you should know the differences between a completely inoperable starter and an electrical system unable to turn the engine fast enough or long enough. Plus you should be able to see the value of turning the motor just fast enough to engage the forward clutch, but still unable to bring the motor to start. It isn't splitting hairs if it gets a person home safely. Not everybody has TripleAAA like I do and where there's a will there's a way.