Stop in for a cup of coffee

Ben Drinkin said
Damn! I guess I'll beat myself with 2X4.. Sounds simpler!

Ddaddy said
Just pay someone to beat you with the 2x4 and it’s even simpler! Just relax and enjoy the beating.

nah, let them pay! $ per swing. And no doubt others will pay to watch. It's a sick world. LOL