I found the floor!

"Com'on guys, you don't have to be feeble, nor sick, nor afflicted, nor deaf-dumb-or blind. You just have to follow the plan.The plan is for every Believer."

Sorry, but that "plan" makes absolutely no sense to me.

"And if you ain't a believer, why is that? The bus just arrived at your stop. Get on board today."

Nope, sorry, I'm an atheist.