post your worst idea thread

BTW Pishta did I hear you say you had a stripper in your room and didn't like it?
I had 3 but they were all dudes!!!! 4 guys living in a 16X16 room for 18 months gets pretty close. But that's nothing compares to shipboard life, try 16 guys in a 12X12 berthing area! Man overboard is called, and we had guys landing on each other jumping out of the top racks and then you gotta find a set of boots (that fit) out of the 16 pairs on the floor, and they are all black! Funny as **** falling in to a formation and you got 2 different size boots on. "Lcpl, you got 2 different sized boots on!" 'Yes sir, and there is another Marine here that's wearing a pair just like it'. That got a laugh out of the officer and 50 pushups out of me. And no one fell overboard....