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"Lcpl, you got 2 different sized boots on!" 'Yes sir, and there is another Marine here that's wearing a pair just like it'. That got a laugh out of the officer and 50 pushups out of me. And no one fell overboard....

I was still working with my old man, about 21 I think I was. I walk up to the control trailer for our ready mix plant, open the door, there stands the old man in the door way in new work shoes, totally different work shoes. "How do ya like them? I have another pair just like them at the house". I've been had. His buddy the teamster mechanic is sittin' over in the corner laughin' his *** off. I'm really had now. :rofl:Could be he learned that trick in the SeaBees :rofl: