post your worst idea thread

I painted MT1 Jaegar's boots with children's finger paint. Yellow, red, blue- clown shoes.

I put ducks in MT3 Aaron Graves bathroom, water in the tub before, and open toilet. It took 2 loaves of bread and 3 drunk sailors to help me herd the ducks up stairs in our barracks. Aaron came home, and couldn't use his bathroom-ducks were wallowing in **** in there.
I filled MT2 Nathan Barga's bathroom with large, helium quality balloons. It took 3 drunk sailors again to blow them all up. Well not all, some were filled with shaving cream, some with water. Nathan could not use his bathroom when he woke up, because the door would not open from a bathroom filled with balloons.
Thank you for your service...can I have my tax dollars back please?