Stop in for a cup of coffee

hey now, I'm offended because I'm 1/546979th Native American :lol:
When I was in business, I tried to achieve Native American status, because I was born in Alaska, before it was annexed as a State. Was hoping to gain municipal/government preference customers as a Native American. When they found out, I was born on Elmendorf AFB, That Idea got shot down. LOL :rofl: