Stop in for a cup of coffee

When I was in business, I tried to achieve Native American status, because I was born in Alaska, before it was annexed as a State. Was hoping to gain municipal/government preference customers as a Native American. When they found out, I was born on Elmendorf AFB, That Idea got shot down. LOL :rofl:
In all seriousness, I do have a little Native American in me, but no where near any amount for me to claim that as part of my ethical background. My great-grandmother was 50/50.