What's your record time

Takes me longer to crawl under the car and be ABLE to crawl back out,.... than it takes to get the engine out!! I keep the cell in my pocket just in case I need the wife to come pull me out!
Pulling a slant other day and using the chain and 2 bolts that a PO had used on a slant I had bought from him. . ( Could not find MY stuff!), One of his sorry bolts snaped, as the engine was raised up on the cherry piker a few feet in the air. BANG!!!! Engine is dangling from just end end of the chain! Lucky it did not fall or bang into something! ha
In a few decades Rani will be spending 3 days pulling an engine!!!